The Darke Blog

Welcome to Darke Matter

The blog where things get criminally funny—and occasionally just criminal.

I’m Denny Darke—comedic crime fiction author, satirical troublemaker, and self-appointed Minister of Mayhem. You’ve stumbled into Darke Matter, my blog dedicated to all things hilariously twisted and occasionally suspiciously slimy.

Here, I dish out behind-the-scenes tales from my books, share the absurd inspirations behind my characters (some of whom are disturbingly close to real people), and explore the fine art of writing comedy with a criminal edge. From radioactive slugs (coming soon) and unhinged detectives to cult-worshipping cartel members, no narrative is too weird—and no metaphor too slimy.

But Darke Matter isn’t just about fictional felonies. I also rant—with love—about real-world topics like:

• Why it matters to support Canadian authors

• How to spot (and mock) literary scammers

• And how not to fall for someone offering to “make your book go viral for $29.99”

• I will also discuss the common mistakes to avoid when writing or publishing a book. 

• I’ll look at some crazy funny reviews, including a classic left by a local lady for me.

• You can also check out a more serious blog on Gary Trew’s (light) part of the website. 

If you’re into books that make you laugh, wince, or whisper, “Wait... what?”—you’re in the right place. Subscribe, poke around, and let’s get darke. And weird. And just a little bit radioactive.