They're Eating The Dogs! Morse Code, Magic Dogs, and the Red-Hot Roulette Gospel ... RED’S HOT!
- Gary
- 4 days ago
- 2 min read
Updated: 3 days ago
When a psychopathic hitman is on your tail, and the roulette wheel is spinning, you only have two choices: red or black. And according to The Man with the Pink Sombrero, the answer is always—absolutely, unshakably, unarguably—RED.
Just ask Jimmy Myers, the book’s roulette messiah, who’s convinced that becoming a millionaire is as simple as feeling the colour red. Not just betting on it—living it, loving it, and ideally, wearing it. Jimmy’s philosophy? “If you are red… the wheel knows.”
Sound ridiculous? You haven’t heard the origin story yet.
Divine Barking and the Birth of the Red Doctrine
The “Red’s Hot!” strategy didn’t come from a Vegas pit boss or a shady algorithm. No, it came from a higher power: Sir Noah, a wolf-dachshund mix with soulful eyes and, apparently, a direct line to roulette-based enlightenment. Sir Noah belongs to my future son-in-law (incidentally named Jimmy, yes, really), and the dog began barking in patterns that—according to Jimmy—were nothing short of Morse code. Just as Mormon prophet Joseph Smith needed magical spectacles to read golden tablets, Jimmy had his own divine tool: supernaturally tuned ears.
Where others heard barking, Jimmy heard destiny.
Morse Code Translation: Straight from the Mutt’s Mouth
Thanks to my time in the Royal Navy (where I learned important life skills like tying knots and peeling potatoes), I could transcribe Sir Noah’s coded message. Woof (Dit), Bark (Dah)—a rhythm of genius that revealed the following:
Okay ... I know you can't wait to tell me. Here is the translation (I admit, I might be paraphrasing slightly. But trust me, it’s all there.)
"DENNY IS AN IDIOT. THE MAN WITH THE PINK SOMBRERO IS THE BOOK FOR YOU. NOAH GILCHRIST ENDORSES THIS MESSAGE."
Final Thoughts
So, if you’re standing at life’s metaphorical roulette wheel, wondering what move to make—ask yourself: What would Noah bark? or WWNB
And whatever you do, for the love of all things absurd and awesome, BET ON RED because RED IS and always will be HOT!
READ THE BOOK – The Man with the Pink Sombrero – crime, chaos, roulette, and one dog’s divine mission to decode destiny.
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