The Crocodile River – Where Trouble Flows to the Sea

If you’ve read The Man with the Pink Sombrero, you’ll know all about the Crocodile River—a winding, murky waterway that slithers through the jungle before spilling dramatically into the sea, bringing with it secrets, whispers, and the occasional body (fictionally speaking, of course).

But here’s the bite of truth behind the satire: the river is inspired by a real-life one in La Peñita, Mexico, where—yes—actual crocodiles are known to patrol the waters. They’re not exactly camera-shy, either. It’s not uncommon for them to pop up in local estuaries, cruise along the shoreline, or even make the occasional guest appearance on the beach. Imagine settling in with a margarita and spotting a prehistoric reptile sauntering across your towel. Welcome to paradise.

The river in this story may be fictional, but its dangers feel all too real! I can't shake off the amusing thought of someone tying the knot with a crocodile. There's a tale about an ex that pops to mind, but I think I'll keep that one to myself for now!

Why the Crocodile River Matters in the Story:

The Crocodile River isn’t just a location—it’s a character in its own right. It reflects the wild unpredictability of the world my characters live in. Like Fred Montana’s plans, it twists, turns, and sometimes snaps.

And if you’re wondering whether the crocodiles in the book might eat someone… well, let’s say they’ve got good taste.

Want more radishes, rivers, and ridiculous cartel capers?

Read the book that’s been called “deliciously deranged” and “criminally funny.” The Man with the Pink Sombrero – is available now wherever fictional felonies are sold.